This was a LR I posted on the lounge a few days ago. I saw it more as a learning experience. As a result, I posted it in the "Main" section:
So we just finished a long out-of-town meeting and are looking to light it up somewhere. We walk into a place that is supposed to be jumpin' on Wednesday's because it is Ladies Night. Typically, when I hear, "Ladies Night" at a bar my Oscar Meyer Weiner alarm goes off and I am concerned that it might be a sausagefest.Quite the opposite. We walk in and immediately notice it is rammed with hotties with "Tig Bitties" (aka big titties). However, we immediate notice we are out of place. It is a Western bar and yours truly is sportin' shirt and a tie from that day's meeting. As soon as we walk in AMOGs are telling us to take off the tie. I refuse and actually straigthen it up.We immediately decide that we have take this place over. We notice all the women are on the dance floor. We decide to take over the dance floor. Fast forward a half hour later and we absolutely own it. HBs are grabbing us by the ties, touching us in naughty places and basically dry humping our legs. The staff and dj are loving us and actually offer us guest list next time and free drinks.So how did 4 guys with shirts and ties turn into the biggest pimps the place has ever seen? Looking back there were a few consistent themes:1) When we were on the dancefloor, we weren't looking around at anyone else - we were the entertainment2) We made a circle and just danced like we didn't give a fuzz. 3) We made a lot of noise and just started having fun4) 4 guys in ties in a western bar having the time of their lives just naturally begs people to want to join the fun.5) Girls opened us right, left and center...but why?I think the answer to point 5 was because women are naturally comfortable on the dancefloor. That is their domain. As a result, they can become aggressive quickly. The key is get them to be so swept up with the fun they don't want it to end. What were the AMOGs doing?- Staying around the dancefloor looking for girls to grind. They looked as uncomfortable and out of place as a hooker in church. - After these guys noticed how well we were doing, they started hanging out with us and giving us shots and hi-fives.The 4 set in the pic was location bounced back to the hotel. I didn't work the comfort game tight enough, so I didn't f-close the one on the end till Day 2.
A great night had by all...T.
Sunday, August 5, 2007
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